Forget about the humans on your gift list for a moment. Elite Traveler has compiled a luxury gift edit aimed squarely at the four-legged members of the family, and it reads less like a pet shop and more like the ground floor of a department store in Paris.

The headline acts are predictably opulent. There's a designer pet travel trunk from Goyard and a carrier by Louis Vuitton for dogs who commute in style. A New York-made diamond collar features bezel-set diamonds, a pavé bone centrepiece and — the detail that sells it — a hidden ruby. Hermès supplies a bed that supposedly matches its comfort to its price tag.

Around the home, the edit leans into pieces you won't mind guests seeing. Looty makes a pet bed worth a second glance, while Interlude Home sells pet steps for dogs granted sofa privileges, with the editorial caveat that paws should be cleaned first. Baccarat, better known for crystal glassware, contributes a dog bowl, and Staud offers a cashmere blanket that can be embroidered with your pet's face — a personal touch that edges into the absurd but is undeniably charming.

Fashion gets its own section. Moncler's quilted nylon dog coat handles cold and wet walks, and Skims has released limited-edition fairisle sweaters so you and your pup can twin. Accessories run to puppy moon boots and a Louis Vuitton bow collar sized for cats, so felines aren't left out of the wardrobe conversation.

The final category is pamper time. Pagerie's paw balm nourishes dry paws and noses — and doubles as a human product, according to the guide. St.Pia makes a post-bath robe for dogs, and L'floof sells a bed mist designed to calm energetic pups at bedtime.

The whole edit was pulled together by Elite Traveler's digital editor Arianna Chatzidakis, who says items were independently selected using first-hand reviews where possible and research elsewhere, spanning luxury brands chosen for craftsmanship and quality.

Is any of this essential? No. But the guide taps into a real shift: pet owners increasingly spend on their animals the way they spend on themselves, and brands have noticed. If you're shopping for someone whose dog genuinely is their child — or you want a gift that guarantees a reaction — a Baccarat bowl or a Moncler coat lands very differently from another bag of treats. For the rest of us, it's an entertaining window into how far pet luxury has gone, and a reminder that a decent paw balm or calming bed mist is one corner of this market that's actually practical.